August 23rd, 2013

Today's slate.

The Big Hurst - Bruce Chen

skoormit - Chris Sale

La Osa Rosa - Felix Hernandez

The Big Hurst: Daisuke Matsuzake???  Do it.  Doooooo it.
La Osa Rosa: I pick Felix Hernandez today. Why didn’t they take Strasburg out when he had a 76? You’re dumb, Washington Nationals. I could have had 5 points.
The Big Hurst: Dear Nats, Please fire your manager and replace him with La Osa Rosa.  Watch morale immediately improve.  Love, Me.


The Big Hurst: I was concerned I'd blarfed.  Whew.


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