August 26th, 2013

Today's slate.

The Big Hurst - Zack Greinke

skoormit - Cliff Lee

La Osa Rosa - Anibal Sanchez


The Whole Enchilada: Who does skoormit pick against when he's not picking on Marliners?
The Biggerst: Speaking of Jose Fernandez
Score With: He also leads the league in celebrationism.


RESULTS

The Tigger: Seriously, dude, don't eff with a streak.  I hope you're wearing the same underwear every day.  Meanwhile, according to YCPB, Zack Greinke is batting nearly .350 and has been worth 1.0 WAR with his bat.

 

August 25th, 2013

Today's slate.

The Big Hurst - Alex Cobb

skoormit - Matt Garza

La Osa Rosa - Jorge de la Rosa





RESULTS

The Big Hurst: The WGN announcers called this one of the most bizarre plays they'd ever seen. One impossibly rotten second for Nate Schierholtz.


 

August 24th, 2013

Today's slate.

The Big Hurst - Yu Darvish

skoormit - Jose Fernandez

La Osa Rosa - Francisco Liriano

La Osa Rosa: Typical picks.



RESULTS

The Big Hurst: Typical results.  I think skoormit's gotten 23 points from Fernandez.
La Osa Rosa: Francisco, I'm not mad at you, but I'm very disappointed.

 

August 23rd, 2013

Today's slate.

The Big Hurst - Bruce Chen

skoormit - Chris Sale

La Osa Rosa - Felix Hernandez


The Big Hurst: Daisuke Matsuzake???  Do it.  Doooooo it.
La Osa Rosa: I pick Felix Hernandez today. Why didn’t they take Strasburg out when he had a 76? You’re dumb, Washington Nationals. I could have had 5 points.
The Big Hurst: Dear Nats, Please fire your manager and replace him with La Osa Rosa.  Watch morale immediately improve.  Love, Me.


RESULTS

The Big Hurst: I was concerned I'd blarfed.  Whew.

 

August 22nd, 2013

Today's slate.

The Big Hurst - Clayton Kershaw

skoormit - Clayton Kershaw

La Osa Rosa - Stephen Strasburg



The Big Hurst: The primary administrator gets first pick.  Droit du seigneur, or something.  Cool Trout app, bro.  Cool.  Congratulations to Ichiro Suzuki.  4000 is 4000 in any league.
skoormit: I don't always coattail on someone already picked, but when I do, it's because he's the best pitcher in the world and he's pitching against the worst offense in years.
La Osa Rosa: You got to pick Clayton Kershaw, but he’s against the dreaded Marliners. Your arch nemesis. I’ll pick Stephen Strasburg. I’ve never picked him before, so I hope he does me right.
The Big Hurst: Booooo, coat-tailer!  Eternal scorn and humiliation!   Give him the Scarlet "C"!  Plus, you may have outsmarted yourself, because the Marliners are only good when I pick against them.  You'll be ruined.  Ruined!
La Osa Rosa: Scorn to skoormit for picking Clayton Kershaw! You're acting like a bunter.

RESULTS

The Big Hurst: Scooooooorn! You know, the primary problem with coat-tailing here is that it you took away my opportunity to catch up.  If you intentionally pick the same pitcher I pick, especially somebody like Kershaw, you're effectively insulating yourself against second place.  It's a bit like batting .2995 going into the last day of the season and sitting it out.  So, boooooooo!  Then again, coat-tailing a guy (that actually gets five points) indicates, perhaps, a super-confident pick in this game.  Howabout 1 point for a 60?  Well done, except Strasburg had a 76, I believe, (first place!) going into the 9th inning and they let him foul it up.